If not, well, we guess you’re not one of the Chosen. Perhaps this is an ethereal form of justice. Well, yes, but you know as well as all of us the sins committed while you were free. What’s that? “But Jesus put me in this situation in the first place!” you cry through a muffled gag.
Obviously the most pointless of suggestions, but worth a go when all is lost. If so, score! Granted, falling in love with a gnarly-faced redneck might seem difficult at first, but wait patiently for the onset of Stockholm Syndrome and that scarred jawline will quickly look chiseled and masculine. Sure, it could be that they despise you and everything you stand for… or, quite the opposite, that they are dangerously obsessed with you. Do Fall for your captorĭon’t be shy your kidnapper is keeping you in the basement for a reason. Instead, try to mentally list all of the horror movies you’ve seen in a pathetic, but ironic attempt at indifference to your situation. This is, ultimately, a waste of time and will simply serve to irritate the person who has captured you. Probably the most immediate reaction you’ll have-save for the pain sensors scrambling across your body-is an instinct to scream yourself hoarse. Have you found yourself involuntarily held in a stranger’s basement or cellar? Are your chains and shackles becoming a bore? Have you finally decided it time to leave the confines of your cell and reconnect with friends and loved ones? Then read on for our tips and tricks to escaping your kidnapper’s basement! Wikimedia.
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